10. Agent looks 20 years older than the picture on her business card.
9. Thinks “social media” means looking at cat pictures on Facebook.
8. Slides on her listing presentation still show “insert agent name here.”
7. Proclaims a suggested list price $100,000 higher than the market in order to win your business then drops the price like a rock after two weeks of inactivity.
6. Advertises your house in a local magazine, with her picture covering 90% of the page and your house the size of a postage stamp.
5. Has all the popular acronyms like CRS, CRE and GRI but rarely sees a HUD-1.
4. Has a surprised look on her face when she sells a house.
3. Can’t keep her thumb out of the pictures of your MLS listing.
2. Thinks every offer is the best offer and you should jump on it.
1. You have a better relationship with her voicemail than you do with her.
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